NINJA BORG is an RPG inspired by direct-to-VHS cinema and early 2000s internet memes. It is the authentic ninja experience.
 
Powered by the proprietary Real Fucking Simple System, the base mechanics fit on a single page, but the book includes expanded rules for even-more-epic ninja action. It also features rosters of enemies and allies, tables for creating ninjas, a conversion guide for Mörk Borg–compatible content, a mission generator, and an introductory mission. Players only need a standard set of gaming dice to start chopping heads and doing sweet backflips.